The ASDF thinks you missed this story of mine from two years ago. Did you?
West of downtown Kansas City there’s an industrial area where the Kansas River and the Missouri River meet. It’s called the West Bottoms. You say you’re going down there, and someone crawls in your ear and tells you not to go down there. “Didn’t you hear about…?” And then you hear about it. Warnings are fine. I will warn you that just down the block from my duplex someone pushed another someone onto a garden gnome. Impaled. That house is still empty. The yard is a party of old neighborhood newsletters. Well, Jesus, who doesn’t love a ghost?